Chenderit School in Middleton Cheney

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  Matt Starkey

  :: 07 March 2018 16:04:37

  Great school with great staff and pupils seem well behaved. Very good communication between school and parents, and easy to contact school should you need to.

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  NinjaRealmOfficial

  :: 20 January 2018 10:45:51

  year 7 was bad so was 8 9 was torture but 10 is alright because i got used to it

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  CherryToonz

  :: 20 January 2018 10:22:33

  To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Chenderit school. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the lessons will go over a typical student’s head. There’s also the teacher's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The students understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lessons, to realise that they’re not just informative- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Chenderit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the teachers existential catchphrase “Be nice, Aim high,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the teachers genius wit unfolds itself on the whiteboard. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

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  Kack Hambi

  :: 04 December 2016 09:00:50

  The school is so bad the worst in years

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  Ruth Rathbone

  :: 14 March 2013 22:20:43

  This is a fantastic school best one ever (atleast ive seen anyway) xx