Howard's Eatery in Stokesley

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  Andrew P KIRK

  :: 27 January 2018 11:27:45

  Delightful place BUT...shame about the carnivores banquet. Hence not much help to vegetarians let alone vegans though they did sell Soya Milk Coffee Latte, there in Snobsley or was it Scumsley? How un-fortunate, the delightful staff, have to endure both, but as the French philosopher quite rightly said, "Hell is other people." And as the U.S. attorney at law, one Clarence DARROW commented, "There is no justice in this world, in or out of court." In any event, the Hunting & Shooting, Rural In-breds whom should all sign up to the military & shoot something that can shoot back. Better still, stand in a circle whilst simultaneously pulling the trigger, should ponder this.... The British Medical Association. (BMA) citing a Meat Trades Journal article entitled 'Money down the drain' “Vegetarians have lower rates of obesity, coronary heart disease, high blood pressure, bowel disorders, cancers, and gallstones.” 22 07 94 Eat food that doesn’t have a label. Prof / Dr Robert LUDWIG, author of Fat Chance. C4 News, 08 07 14 An apartheid village if ever there was, the snobs out front, the plebs, dregs, cretins & morons, with rare exception, out back, whom were, in all sincerity a pleasure to know. It should therefore go without saying, HOWARDS, is the only thing I will miss there in Snobsley and /or Scumsley...nice place to visit for 20 - 40 minutes. Hellish, residing there...shame it had no brown garlic bread...white bread being nutritionally defective as is Scumsley. The new BMW hemorrhoids series, because every village idiot will have one & Scumsley has more than its fair share...isn't that right. Councillor WAKEY, (WAKEY...probably why he's only attended 20% of H.opeless D.umb C.lots, meetings, but then like HDC, NYCC, is a truly N.efarious Y.orkshire CON{(ned)demned}servative C.riminals abode, isn't that right 'Right Honourable' fracking idiot, Rishi SUNAK, presently residing within the House of CON(wo)'men, whom no doubt like William HAGUE will shortly join the House of Lowlives @Pondliament, Westmonster, Londonistan, SW1A OAA, The 'United' KingDUMB, of 'Great' Britain & Ulster, European 'Union'? But then, the world is run by fools, for fools, whilst ever bigger fools look on. Plenty there in Snobsley and /or Scumsley.

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  hamoosh the hairy cow

  :: 23 December 2017 10:55:14

  Food was great but service was terrible.

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  Natalie Everitt

  :: 11 September 2017 13:46:54

  Lovley food and very well priced. Excellent victoria spunge 😍

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  patrice cussans

  :: 03 July 2017 00:30:56

  We had chicken wraps and fries with tea. Seating inside and out enjoyed the sunshine. Polite staff.

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  Ian Scott

  :: 28 May 2017 11:44:10

  Only gave them one star as I was unable to give none. Waiting for breakfast food, when those around us who'd arrived later had been served I queried the staff . I was told food was on the way. Another ten minutes passed and the next table, also later arrivals than us, received their food (on wholewheat bread). We were informed 5 minutes later that our food was ready, but they'd run out of wholewheat bread so someone was going to buy some... at that we left. My lasting impression is of a disorganised & overpriced cafe. Chapters up the road served us in 10minutes !!!